Blair: When were you born?
COVID-19: I was born in 2019, that’s why I'm called COVID-19.
Blair: Where did you come from?
COVID-19: I came from bats in China. Such pretty bats...
COVID-19: That’s hard to explain to a human such as yourself.
Blair: What do you like doing?
COVID-19: Infecting. It’s my purpose in coronavirus life.
Blair: Why couldn’t you just stay in China?
COVID-19:Chinese people fly to Africa and America and Asia, etc. I send my little children to harm people on the planes.
Blair: How do you feel about vaccines trying to stop you?
COVID-19: I feel like my reign might be over before it begins! My little children and grandchildren will die the second they try to infect animals and humans.
Blair: Will you ever go away?
COVID-19: Not if I can help it! My master plan is to send more of my children to infect more and more doctors so that they can’t finish the vaccine!!!
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